Every party is remembered best for its “wow!” moment, whether this means someone falling through a glass table, an elaborate cake being cut or the opening of the gifts. While giving someone a new Xbox isn’t always possible, you can now make even inexpensive gifts far more meaningful.

These boxes seem like packaging for products that are certainly on the demented side, but look just professional enough to make people spend at least a moment wondering if they could be real. They’re also mostly related to bodily functions we’d rather not think about too much, so your victim will be torn between thanking you and punching you in the face.

You can watch their eyes grow large as you casually say: “I knew this was what you’ve always wanted!” Considering the array of weird, stupid products that people are actually known to buy, they may even think that you’re serious and start to wonder how their new gadget can fit into their lifestyle.

These boxes are only about 11 x 9 x 3 inches (28 x 23 x 8 cm), so you will want to check the dimensions of your present before ordering one. It’s also on the expensive side for a box – remember, you’re paying for the creativity involved, not the cardboard. To us, at least, it seems totally worth it, especially if the birthday boy or girl happens to be a little tipsy.